High Times

From time to time I like to do random things for entertainment and/or to entertain. A well known example of this would be my infamous Hannah Montana impressions; everyone seems so enthralled when I put on “Nobody’s Perfect” and dance and lip sync in a “Disney Channel Star” kind of way. I’ve bee told that if I put videos of said impressions on the internet that they would probably be really popular, so a few of my friends and I have been talking about making a YouTube channel and becoming YouTube celebrities. We figure that we can make money from advertisement and selling T-shirts that will eventually get the honor of being sold in Hot Topic.

We’ve brainstormed of making music videos that we can put all of our friends in, and of course my Hannah Montana videos. We also thought we could have a segment called “High Times” that we can film while we’re high and talk about the abstract things we come up with. So tonight we smoked some dro that my buddy Josh bought from some guy who’s still in high school and I was coming up with all sorts of things I that I would want to say on “High Times”.

It all started off when I told the story of a dilemma I was in earlier tonight: Last wednesday I told my roommate Chelsea that I would go out to a club with her. She was so excited and picked out a top to wear and hung it up. When the time came, I didn’t want to go to a club; I was stoned as hell and just wanted to chill with my friends. So I flaked. She left for the weekend but kept the top hanging out and it was making me feel a little bad (I’m a cold person, but Chelsea is one of the few people who’s feelings I actually care about). I stuck a post-it note on the top that said “Wednesday(: I promise.” and when she came back after the weekend she was ecstatic and hung the top, with the post-it still attached, on a higher place right by our bathroom.      >.>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Fuck.    And it’s creepy too; it’s just hanging there like an annoying reminder ghost of a crazy woman that I can see reflected in my mirror every time I walk by. I know that Chelsea really looks up to me; I think I’m the only dependable person she’s ever had in her life. But it doesn’t make the behavior any less creepy.                                                                                                                                        …So here it is Wednesday and I don’t want to go out to a club. I’m stoned as hell and I just want to chill with my friends and watch Max Payne kick ass. I flaked again, and I just saw Chelsea walk by to go without me and she was wearing the creepy top.

Tonight,

Mac and I are going to save the homeland. We’ll dig up precious metals and sell them at a high price.

Hell yeah.

Survey

When was the last time you received a hug?: Sunday I believe

Where is your number one person on your friends list?: Probably sleeping at her house lol. she’s a chronic sleeper XD

Your bf/ gf isn’t around, but their cellphone is, do you go through it?: I don’t have a bf, but no I would not.

Are you excited for anything happening in the next week?: Uh I think I get paid tomorrow

How are you currently feeling?: Anxious

What will you be doing in the next 2 hours?: Watching Adult Swim, maybe sleeping.

Do you regret anything you’ve done recently?: Nah

Do you think you can last in a relationship for six months?: If it’s a swell relationship full of excitement, compatibility, and equality of both mind and soul. …I do a lot of research on relationships haha.

Do you delete people off of MySpace?: Once i went through and deleted everyone i didn’t know personally after getting stocked by a pedophile. other than that, no

Is anything bothering you?: No

How many pillows do you sleep with?: One, under my head, but in colder weather I’ll put one on each side of me for insulation lol.

When you think of the rainbow, what pops in your head?: How the colors of it blend into each other in a pretty and smooth way

Are you the type of person who has a new boyfriend/ girlfriend every week?: Nope, I’ve only had one boyfriend in my entire life.

Do you feel comfortable with answering personal questions?: Sure

Is anyone on your bad side?: No, I don’t think I have a bad side ..maybe a dark side though o_O

Do you think boys truly understand girls?: I don’t make overgeneralizations like “boys” and “girls” I think that individuals are capable of understanding other individuals depending on compatibility and of course overall determination, if that makes sense to anyone else but me.

Did you ever kiss someone with a tattoo?: Yeah

Do you like Red Bull?: Not really, I’m naturally hyper so energy drinks just make me shake

Are you a forgiving person?: Yes, but if you do something wrong to me in the fist place, odds are I’ll just write you off and you don’t get an option of forgiveness

Is your current hair color mostly your natural hair color?: Yep

How was your day?: Productive

Do your parents know EVERYTHING about you?: NOW they do. But soon enough… they won’t. o_O

Do you like hugs?: Sometimes, hugs from Fs are nice

Anywhere you’d rather be right now?: School

Have you ever punched a hole in the wall?: No

Can you watch scary movies?: Yes

You see a shooting star, do you make a wish?: No

Do you get distracted easily?: Sometimes, unless i’m super focused on something

Did anyone see you kiss the last person you kissed?: No

Do you still talk to the person you last kissed?: Sometimes, not as often as I’d like though. He’s a cool guy.

Does the last person you held hands with mean something to you?: My dad… I like the way he’s full of random medical information so yes?

Is anything bugging you right now?: No 

If you were reincarnated as a sea creature, what would you be?: A dolphin because I’d be smarter than everyone else.:)

My Personality Type: INTJ

I – Introverted

N – iNtuitive 

T – Thinking

J – Judging 

INTJs are rare- no more than 1% of the population. While not the most rare, INTJs are definitely the most misunderstood. Our primary mode of living is focused internally where we take things in via our intuition; our secondary mode is external where we deal with things rationally and logically. INTJs are nicknamed “masterminds” which comes from the way our minds work. The best description of an INTJ mind I’ve ever come across is this: my mind is a nonstop cacophony of overlapping voices madly free-associating themselves from one idea to the next. It sounds ludicrous- but it’s all so natural for us to be able to think without thinking, to have information be taken in, processed, analyzed, concluded, filed away, and written on a post-it so we can later use it, all while remaining unconscious to the process. 

I – Introverted: To be introverted does not mean being shy or a hermit. Although time alone is essential for INTJs, introversion is mainly where we get our energy from: as an extrovert gets his/her energy buzz from being around people, an introvert obtains energy from being alone. For us INTJs, prolonged social activity is tiring and can literally suck the life force out of us. We need time alone so we can recharge, recuperate, and of course do the various activities that we find exhilarating such as reading, playing video games, watching (intelligent) movies, catching up on the news, etc.

N – iNtuitive: Yes, we tend to be impulsive, but that is not the significance of our intuition. This is simply how we take in information- INTJs preferred method of taking in and absorbing information is by relying on our natural instincts instead of trusting our five senses. Again this intuition is not to be mistaken for simple spontaneity, INTJs have a keen sense of knowing, and when cooperative with our excellent judgment, can be astonishingly accurate. 

T – Thinking: Our thinking factor refers to how we make decisions. Unlike Fs who prefer to make decisions based on their Feelings and emotions, we Thinkers rely on our brains, intelligence, and thought processes. INTJs are rational and logical thinkers and since we value intelligence above almost everything, our alone time is absolutely essential for us to analyze our thoughts, research them, research them some more, research random topics that have sparked our interest and may or may not be relevant to the decision we’re trying to make, and finally think up a conclusion which for INTJs is always the best one.

J – Judging: No, we do not judge people (although INTJs are known for having a sense of being above others) but the Judging factor refers to the basic day-to-day lifestyle that we prefer and is concerned with how we deal with the external world every day. We INTJs are organized and purposeful and more comfortable with scheduled and structured environments. Our highest extroverted function is decision making, therefor we prefer Judging.

My idea of a Hell:

A radically retarded society closed off from the rest of civilization in which all people are ignorant close-minded clones and/or inbreeds with extreme black-and-white thinking, and I have to deal with them on a daily basis and live my life as I envision it, all while not being able to find someone with even a half-functioning brain to communicate with.

owait-

Lightbulb!

Today I thought up an excellent title for my poetry book, 

To A Scenic Nosediving: A Quest for Cognitive Harmony 

I believe it fits well and perfectly describes the attitude of my book. And “to a scenic nosediving” is an anagram for “cognitive dissonance” …I think it’s pretty clever I’m hoping to have the book finished(published?) by Christmas. 

And also today, I decided that I’m going to write a novel about a girl with schizophrenia, I’m excited!

My Favorite Movies

In no order; * = I own on DVD

1. Idiocracy*

2. Running With Scissors 

3. Enchanted

4. Horton Hears A Who!

5. Dan In Real Life

6. Elf*

7. Moulin Rouge

8. Get Smart

9. Big Fish*

10. Secret Window 

11. Girl, Interrupted* 

12. Transformers* 

13. Atlantis: The Lost Empire*

14. Bean The Movie* 

15. Spaceballs*

16. Good Burger*

17. Eagle Eye*

18. The Incredibles*

19. Meet The Robinsons 

20. Superstar*

21. Hairspray* 

22. The Cat In The Hat*

23. Chocolat*

24. Drop Dead Gorgeous

Fall Semester

Here is my class schedule for next semester: 

General Psychology

Federal and State Government

Introduction to Philosophy 

Research Methods and Statistical Analysis 

Writing Across the Curriculum 

Is it weird that I’m actually excited about my classes? I’m sure the registrar was like “wow this kid has no life” lol